Things Which Are Legit1) Lambswool tartan blankets
2) Hard laughter with friends
3) Hiking up Arthur's Seat on a hazy, foggy Saturday and loving green, everywhere
4) Soft and fuzzy scotch plaid cashmere scarves
5) Acting like fools during a never-ending 8 hour train ride, ignoring Shakespeare
6) Dancing amid a bed of broken glass and beer in creepy, sweaty Frankenstein's
7) The hugeness of Edinburgh Castle
8) Ali throwing that beanie cap back between her legs all cat-like and cool-like
9) Free whiskey tastings from drunken old Scottish pervs
10)Picnicking with strawberries, hummous and olive bread, bagpipes in the background
Things Which Need To Quit1) Drunken stags dressed like whoopie cushions, acting like whoopie cushions
2) Drunken hens wearing skirts, the lengths of which are not commensurate with age
3) Inhuman snoring from strange European men in the hostel bunk above you
4) Showering with flip-flops for fear of disease
5) Circuitous return routes all over the godforsaken perimeter of the UK
6) Haggis.
7) Hostels that tell you they're booked after you've already left for your trip
8) Final research papers due the week you get back from Scotland
9) Idiots in cowboy hats trying to put their greasy little hands on my waist
10)The dollar to pound exchange rate, which is really getting old
Looking at these two lists in review, I give the entire trip a score of 9 :).